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Friday, February 02, 2007

malaysia...a place where do u wanna be?

As always, i like to start off my puzzling opinions which an opening line such as "have you ever thot of...bla bla ba"

Today, its going to be the same!

Have u ever thot of the essence that actually defines and captures the true Malaysia? Some say food! Many different variety of food! In a mamak stall itself we can get Roti canai that captures the India culture, Nasi Lemak the creation of the Malays and Nasi goreng Cina, obviously from the chinese. So diverse...but to me its not.

Some say, the Petronas twin towers, some say, the nice beaches, and some say this and say that.But i think most of u have guessed this and i think its the people. Seriously...

3 different ethnics and cultures actually define Malaysia. We have the Chinese, the Indians and the Malays. Apart from that we have the Sarawakian and the Sabahan.

But im not gonna blabber about how prosperous Malaysia is but instead, im gonna talk about us. We, Malaysian people.

Indian, obviously came from India rite? They migrated from India as labourers during the late 18th century. ok fine enough. So did the Chinese who migrated to work here. Malays has always been the resident of Malayan during that time. But my dad's theory is Malays are mostly from the neighbouring country Indonesia.

So people, this combination of countries symbolise Malaysia;

India + China + Indonesia = create Malaysia

Do u know why i say that, even though how malaysiam-ised we are, we still inherit our roots and heritage from our mother land.

Malays with thier tidak apa, corrupted attitude + Chinese with the ruthless apeks + overdramatised indians = third world mentality.

When Malays (with thier lazy atttitude which creates bribery), Chinese (with the ruthless Apeks) and the Indians (who like creating havocs and dramas) live together will create Malaysians who evolve around havoc fighting gangsters, bribery, vandalising, couldnt be bothered, and neither here nor there attitude.

With each of our roots combined together, create the problems we are facing today. I cant deny that each of us do bring some advantages, but hey whats the fun talking about the obvious?

I noticed something in common too...

Jakarta's road is always congested, as well as Mumbai and New Delhi in India (not to mention cows scattering everywhere and totally bad drivers in India). Meanwhile in China traffic is not that bad but always congested with motorcyclew lah, trishaws lah, pedestrians and cars.

With the traffic combined from each of our mother land, we actually get = BAD TRAFFIC JAM EVERYWHERE AND TOTALLY BAD SELFISH DRIVERS IN MALAYSIA! yahoo-ness -.-

We Malaysians are totally bad drivers! No doubt. In fact we do have cows and sometimes goats scattering here and there just like in India. Coincidence? i dun think so...

Apart from the people, we have the goverment that actually build the structure of the country. We're democratic country with a fair share of malays, indians and chinese thats run the country. I said a fair share coz it follows the quota of malays to chinese then to indians which is 3:2:1. get it?

With most malays running for PM and menteri, i could actually see the true colours of us Malays. Hishamudin represents a small part of us modernised malays but still has that "neither here nor there attitude", or to make it short, has that unsure, unconfirmed attitude paired up with acuh tak acuh attitude. The best example to justify this is our education system. It's getting modernised, yes, but where are we heading to? Malay then changed to english, and then rumours to malay again. New subjects are introduced, but nothing is taking effect.

Meanwhile, we malays are actually very envious creatures. We cant see other people succeed. Like i say, we have the sifat hasad dengki and if u are in the malay community, u'll get the front seat view of this hypocrisy. The best example is the battle of power between Khairy Jamalludin with some of his Umno surbodinates Vs Najib & geng. The battle for the Perdana Menteri seat is hot and fiery. Only we cant see it, but try reading some of the blogs by the Malaysian's journalist or by the members of the parliament. You'll get the view.

On the other hand, we have the religeous, partly extremist malays. The best example is Ahmad Badahwi. Some of the bloggers call him BODOHWI. If any of the internet cops see this, im gonna get prosecuted man! But nvm..im not a bad case. During Mahathir time, he focused on industrialization and other global issue. Good enough for us. However, this Badahwi is trying to focus on Islam Hadhari, agriculture, and some other petty stuff.

Sometimes he can get so blund. During the beginning of the flood, he told the people not to worry, we (the kerajaan) offer free medical treatment & services to the victims. Isnt it obvious that during flood, medical treatment has to be free? Do u expect those poor victims to pay then? It is free since the beginning. Go to goverment hospital and the medical treatment is free too.

Apart from that, some time ago it has been loud and clear that he challenged the board of ministers to fulfill thier duties and promises. Arent they the people that u pick to be the members of the parliament? what is there to question and challenge. Just cut straight to the point.

Those are the people that actually create Malaysia and therefore make Malaysia neither reknowned in sport, industrialization nor agri culture. We're never good at anything. We're always trapped between the first world country and the third world country.

At first when i thot of writting this, it would be humorous. But knowing me, lacking of wits and humour, could never make a post like this seems light and funny. But that was my original intention. To make us see our weaknesses in a light tone.


Forget about our leaders, lets think about us now.

Our addiction to bribery has also caused perpetrators to widespread, thus create the depletion of resources and the destruction of mother nature. For example, to be able to own a land and build a factory on it, many procedures need to be seen through. With the magical help of bribery, the process speeds up and and sometimes the most impossible thing just turn possible and easier to reach.

Like my dad says " nothing is for free man. Bribery makes the world go round"

In the end, we Malaysians are just people who couldnt be bothered with our mother nature. Just like, the Indonesians who do open burning and create smog, just like the indians in India who never use thier resources to good use, and Chinese in China who pollutes thier country resulted from factories and rubbish. There was even an article in The Times mag about this. If China doesnt clean up and start thinking green, the olympics wont be held in thier country in two thousand sumthing sumthing.

Couldnt be bothered with the date. Im just sick of us malaysians who dump and litters everywhere. Im sick of malaysians who hunt and barbarically kill exotic animals for health benefit. Selfish i say. If u want to become healthy then become a vegetarian lah. Haiyoo..

So in conclusion to this no-longer-humourous and very-spm-like essay, Malaysia is a country where it is 'truly asia', with the combination of 3 prominent asian countries such as India, China and Indonesia , which are very infamous for thier third world mentality.

Im sorry if i were to offend anybody with this post, but myself partly Malay, Indian and chinese do include myself in the catergories above. Believe it or not, those three races are in my blood.

'Malaysia, truly asia" is such a beautiful song don't u think so? = )

by Zephyr at 12:08 PM |